Hi. I’m Byron.
I created Byrontology because Carrie Fisher told me, “Take your broken heart and go make art.”
This is it!
I call it a cult because that’s way more fun than calling it a newsletter. And it’s so much more than that!
It’s my column, creative workshops, brunch, and handmade Byronbooks.
Want something real in the mail?
Paid Subscribers get something at their front door.
It’s a personalized note from me, a membership card, and “The Fold-Out Guide of Byron’s Brain: How to Survive Hard Days.” For when life feels especially stupid. Which seems often, lately.
Get the welcome kit by upgrading here, if you want:
Wanna hang out?
Paid Subscribers also get a seat at Byrontology Brunch.
It’s a monthly live gathering on Zoom where we talk about purpose, creativity, and maybe our dogs. (Dogs not required.)
Get invited by upgrading here, if you want:
The cost.
The annual option is $49 a year, about $4 a month—cheaper than one small cup of coffee every month.
Plus, you’re supporting the arts (I promise this is art).
And you’re helping me pay my health insurance (LOL/not kidding).
I get a ping every time someone becomes a Paid Subscriber. Would love to see your name.
What people say.
“Life got ya down? Convert to Byrontology! Sharp writing + poignant insights + Carrie Fisher stories. What’s not to love?”
—DAN HASS, SOS: SATIRE OR SOMETHING“Byron Lane has one of my favorite brains on the planet. I love his brand of humor and storytelling. I always learn something from the Study of Byron!”
—EVAN ROBERTS, DON’T BE PRECIOUS, DARLING“Every post from Byron feels like getting a message from the funniest person in the group chat ... and that person also happens to be an extraordinary writer.”
—MAGGIE DOWNS, BE BACK BY DINNER







