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This is Byrontology

This is all Carrie Fisher’s fault.

When I was her assistant, she told me, “Take your broken heart and go make art.”

So I did.

I created a satirical cult for overthinkers, creatives, and the existentially exhausted.

Hi. I’m Byron.

Come closer.

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I write stories you feel.

About failure. Love. Family. Success. Depression. Meaning.

And how to keep going.

Like:

• What working for Carrie taught me about fame,

• How the gay orgy tent at Burning Man snapped me out of a funk,

• What I learned about love by losing my virginity to a TV weatherman,

• Why being a published author doesn’t make you happy.

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I also make small books you can hold.

I design, write, print, fold, staple, and mail them to you.

About a time when nothing was working. And how I survived.

About what helps when I can’t stop spiraling.

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What people say:

“I’m sitting in a coffee shop reading this and tearing up like crazy.”
— Laura

“I read this on a 13-hour flight back from Portugal
and it caught me in exactly the right place.”
— Afonso

“This profound piece really hit home.”
— David

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I’d like to send you something personal.

About being lost. And how I found my way back.

It’s a small gift. And I’ll share where you can find my stories and other books, if you want.

No junk.

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Prefer something you can hold?

I made this.

See it here.

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