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This is Byrontology
I’m Byron.
Author, playwright, and founder of Byrontology, a fun, little, satirical cult.
We believe in YOU. And in each other.
That we can turn despair and creative paralysis into art and momentum.
That’s the practice.
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This is all Carrie Fisher’s fault.
When I was her personal assistant, she’d tell me, “Take your broken heart and go make art.”
I started Byrontology when I felt like a failure.
I want to find and connect with my tribe of creatives and overthinkers.
To share real stories of my own despair and creative paralysis.
To document finding a way back home.
To not feel alone.
What it looks like.
The New York Times calls my writing “wildly funny and irreverent.”
I just want it to be meaningful. To you.
Browse all my stories here.
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What people say.
“I’m sitting in a coffee shop reading this and tearing up like crazy.”
— Laura
“This caught me in exactly the right place.”
— Afonso
“Loved reading this. So vulnerable and tender.”
— Sophie
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Real stories from an award-winning writer and Substack Bestseller.
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Members only content. Deeper confessions, revelations, and practical tips not for public.
My survival kit. What keeps me from drowning on a Tuesday. Sometimes it helps.
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So glad to be here, Byron! Cant wait to get my first email!
Happy to subscribe! I've only been on Substack for a few months, but I'm surprised I haven't bumped into you sooner! Going for humor in my newsletter as I push to get my latest book traditionally published, which has been a fifteen year dream--or nightmare--depending on the day. I'm your target audience!