Come closer.
This is Byrontology
You’ve felt it.
That thing that’s hard to name. Somewhere between tired and lost and almost fine.
Maybe you’ve cried somewhere embarrassing. A coffee shop. An Uber. A Trader Joe’s parking lot.
Maybe you’ve felt alone even surrounded by people who love you.
Me too.
Hi. I’m Byron.
I was Carrie Fisher’s personal assistant. She told me: take your broken heart and go make art.
So I started Byrontology. (My mom calls it a newsletter. But calling it a cult is way more fun.)
I write stories about failure, love, cancer, despair, bad decisions, and how I keep going. Sometimes it helps:
What I learned about love by losing my virginity to a TV weatherman.
How the gay orgy tent at Burning Man snapped me out of a funk.
What it means that I’m scared my perfectly healthy dog will die one day.
What people say:
“I’m sitting in a coffee shop reading this and tearing up like crazy.”
— Laura
“This caught me in exactly the right place.”
— Afonso
“Loved reading this. So vulnerable and tender.”
— Sophie
If any of this sounds like you—come in.
Stories you feel. From an award-winning author.
The personal stuff, like how I process feeling jealous or lonely. Not public posts.
My survival kit—the things that keep me from drowning on a Tuesday.
A welcome gift. Something personal. Immediately sent to your email.
Less than a cup of coffee each week. Never junk.
Your support keeps this sometimes sad gay writer going. That counts, too.










Happy to subscribe! I've only been on Substack for a few months, but I'm surprised I haven't bumped into you sooner! Going for humor in my newsletter as I push to get my latest book traditionally published, which has been a fifteen year dream--or nightmare--depending on the day. I'm your target audience!
So glad to be here, Byron! Cant wait to get my first email!