I’m Byron.
Two books. Two Emmys. One testicle.
I’m an author, playwright, and founder of Byrontology.
It’s a fun, little, satirical cult that believes in YOU.
That you can turn despair and creative paralysis into art and momentum.
That’s what I try to do.
That’s the practice.
Sent to your email.
This is all Carrie Fisher’s fault.
When I was her personal assistant, she’d tell me, “Take your broken heart and go make art.”
I started Byrontology when I felt like a failure.
I wanted to connect with my tribe of creatives, overthinkers, and the existentially exhausted.
To not feel alone.
What it looks like.
The New York Times calls my writing “wildly funny and irreverent.”
I just want it to be meaningful. To you.
Browse all my stories here.
Or here are some that went viral:
What people say.
“I’m sitting in a coffee shop reading this and tearing up like crazy.”
— Laura
“This caught me in exactly the right place.”
— Afonso
“Loved reading this. So vulnerable and tender.”
— Sophie
What you get.
Real stories from an award-winning writer and Substack Bestseller.
Free.
Or, treat yourself. For less than a fancy cup of coffee (or a martini—I see you!) I’ll send you:
Members only content. Personal details not for public about life, craft, and mental health.
My survival kit. What keeps me from drowning on a Tuesday. Sometimes it helps.
Welcome gift. A digital copy of my little book about survival, Everything Is Stupid Okay Fine I’ll Keep Going.
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